Twidiots
It is better to be assumed an idiot than to get a Twitter account and confirm it.
I wish someone would make a website with the intention to answer one of the greatest hypothetical questions of our time: Could an infinite number of monkeys, using an infinite number of typewriters, given an infinite amount of time, eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare?
Much to my surprise I found such a website today while perusing the internets, it's called Twitter. Twitter has taken the first baby steps on its altruistic path to answering the great question, but instead of using monkeys (because that would be inhumane) they use you (idiots)! There are over 105 Million Twidiots constantly typing and so far have produced nothing worth reading.
The latest tweeting trend that Twitter's user base of unemployed antisocialites have adopted is the controversial new zodiac sign , which is represented by an old man masturbating.
Ophiuchus (Nov. 29 - Dec. 17): You will discover an inexplicable fascination with the Japanese art of "Shokushu Goukan," better known as tentacle rape. Tell the universe you are ready for spring by wearing a high waisted mini skirt accented with a fuchsia sash while giving a handjob to a bull.
The new 13th zodiac sign means absolutely nothing to anyone who doesn't own a Ouija board, but it does means that astrologists will have to come up with roughly 8% more pointless bullshit every day.
Seriously people, no one should give a shit about what zodiac they are. The only time I am even vaguely interested about my star sign is when I am looking at the paper place mat at a Chinese buffet while waiting for them to take my drink orde.... OH MY GOD! I just ordered 5000 business cards printed in Silian Rail on Bone.
Follow us on Twitter! http://twitter.com/ThoroldSucks
Content copyright . Mike Corp. All rights reserved.
