Proof That Thorold Sucks

Proof That Thorold Sucks


People often ask, "why does Thorold suck?" 

In order to remain impartial, I submit to introduce pictures into evidence that will demonstrate the truth of this assertion. 



Exhibit A)  The word "suck" can either be used as a slang term for fellatio or can describe something as objectionable or inadequate. This example shows a personal ad taken out by a resident of Thorold displaying a desire to "suck some cock right now." 



Exhibit B)  While taking this picture, several passing cars honked to show their support of the statement. This demonstrates that motorists travelling into Thorold agree that it sucks. 



Exhibit C)  A public notice posted in the community of Thorold South depicts a proposed plan to euthanize a segment of the population, showing that the municipal government is aware of the biological hazards its constituency represents. 



I trust the presented evidence has acted to serve the affirmation of the fact that Thorold does indeed suck beyond any reasonable doubt. The individual, the community, and the governing body have all participated to provide this evidence so that you can make the decision for your self.