Chalk one up for Science
More Proof God Doesn't Exist
"This is fuckin' bullshit!" - God
Scientists working with the Large Hadron Collider/Doomsday Device have successfully created and captured antimatter atoms. The universe was created 6000 years ago with equal parts matter and antimatter, but in the observable universe it appears that there is mostly just matter. Where did all the antimatter go?
When matter and antimatter come into contact with each other they are both destroyed instantly in a violent flash of energy. This magic could potentially fuel future space ships. All of the mass is turned into energy, so it is 100% efficient, compared to gasoline which is about 20% efficient.
Scientists are ecstatic about this recent breakthrough. They have managed to create a relatively large amount (38) of antihydrogen atoms, which consist of an antiproton and a positron, and trap them in a magnetic containment field long enough to study them. "I am become death, destroyer of worlds," said Professor Jeffrey Hangst, one of the scientists working on the End of Days project. He goes on to tell how creating trapped antihydrogen atoms "was ten thousand times more difficult than getting a date for my senior prom."
A diagram showing the region where antihydrogen atoms are synthesized and trapped in the OMEGA apparatus.
This research will help with further understanding of space and time, the nature and origin of the universe, and takes us one step closer to unraveling the mysteries of antimatter. [Just to be clear, scientists created antimatter, which doesn't really exist in nature. Jesus must be rolling over in his watery grave.]
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