Nerd Shirts

I want to release a new line of nerd inspired shirts for those occasions that force them [me] to leave their [my] parents basement (the release of a new World of Warcraft Expansion and/or flavour of Mountain Dew). Here are a few of my ideas:

• If you can read this I'm AFK
• My other shirt has TWO ketchup stains!
• /pizza 
• Have you seen my 8 sided dice?
• Hi-Fi, Lo-Fi, IEEE 802.11
• It's my Eleventy-First Birthday
• Jean-Luc > James
• T-16 + Wamp Rats = Bullseye
• qatlh 'oH jIH vaj mob ? [Klingon]
• I'm cool in Second Life 
• Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?  . . . Christ 
• Who would choose Bulbasaur?
• RUNESCAPE
• I got the Biggoron's Sword before the Forest Temple
• Would you kindly...
• Victory! Tactical Nuke
• Vulcans don't smile.
• Large Hadron Collider 
• format c:
• Peekaboo, ICQ!
• What Would Skynet Do?
• Did you .com or fake an .org?
• I put on my robe and wizard hat.
• 011101100110100101110010011001110110100101101110
• Can't eBay me love.
• l33t 2b²
• Here for a good time not a Quicktime 
• TK-421
• God Save the Lich King