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Welcome to May 22, 2011. If you are reading this you survived the rapture, congratulations. My stomach has been in knots over this whole 'end of the world' thing ever since I first heard about it at 5:45pm yesterday. I have been living in constant fear of raptures ever since I saw the film Jurassic Park. In case you missed it, the humans inhabitants of Earth had been scheduled to undergo the  judgement of their sins, which would have determined if they were worthy to enter the Divine Kingdom of Heaven at 6pm on May 21, 2011.  I guess if you had been an overall good person in life, followed the teachings of the Bible and tried your best everyday  to walk in the footsteps of Christ, you would be rewarded by turning into pure light and ascend to Heaven. But if you were evil and wicked during life you would be left behind, just like that book that became a movie.




My only real concern about being left behind is what will happen when Satan appears to exercise his newfound dominion over Earth. Will people look on in horror as the Devil approaches me, raises his hand, and we begin an epic 35 point handshake with sweet palm slaps, quadruple finger snaps, and behind the back thumb taps? I guess their fear will turn into an accepted realization when the gathered crown whisper to each other that "He must have previously exchanged his immortal soul for that golden penis." Now I know how Romeo Dallaire felt. 
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